Example: A couple weeks ago my friend Gavin asked if he could ride my skateboard, I said sure. He ended up breaking it. Me: Seu pedaço de merda! *Translation* You little piece of s**t! Gavin: Sorry. I know your mad, well I think. I can't tell what your saying.
This is fantastic! I absolutely love these things!!
But if I may offer some spelling correction, or rather, grammatical correction... I took a few years of Spanish, but it was a while back, so I may not remember it correctly, but for the way you're using "pretender," which would be like a command, you need to conjugate it. "Pretender" is still in its infinitive form, meaning "to pretend." But for this specific thing, you want to tell the person to pretend, like a demand, so you'll need to conjugate it in the affirmative action tense.
So it should be "Pretende." That way, you changed its form to mean that you're telling the person to pretend, instead of having just the general word. Also, I think it needs to be "entiende" to match the form, but I'm a but unsure about that part.
Also, even if I may have conjugated "pretender" incorrectly, I know for a fact that you need to change it to the affirmative action form, but I'm pretty sure it's "pretende."
Sorry if I confused you with the Spanish grammar banter, I'm kind of a language freak, lol. But anyway, I hope this wasn't out of place, and that I helped at least a bit! ^_^ (And I apologize if it turns out I'm wrong, it's been a while since I've spoken any Spanish!)
OH THANK YOU! I didn't know, I'll fix it right now thanks I'm pretty sure it's right, I'll ask my translator about it before fixing it actually Oh do you happen to know where I could send this to the Rooster Teeth guys? A lot of people have been asking me if these are for sale lol
I have the same problem but no matter how fast someone speaks I can always understand them (in English at least). We should talk as fast as possible sometime to each other and make everyone think we are like Flash and Impulse in that one episode of Young Justice!